1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control.
2. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people can’t legally get married because the world needs more children.
3. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful, since Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.
5. Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; just like women are property, blacks can’t marry whites, and divorce is illegal.
6. Gay marriage should be decided by people not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of the minorities.
7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
8. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
9. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
10. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why single parents are forbidden to raise children.
11. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven’t adapted to cars or longer lifespans.wow you’re a real cunt. unfollowed.
stefanbingdick or whatever:
KILL YOURSELF.
Fucking douchbag.
I respect people with different views, but this is fucking ridicilous.
What gigglymexicans said.uhh I am fairly certain this is satirical/ironic..
If not..
Im sure the earth is flat as well
Jump off it plox
Just covering all the basses
lets see…im pretty sure my parents are straight. (my dad atleast) & i am not straight.
Erm.. I’m very offended..
..LOL AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SENSES SARCASM FROM THIS?
IT’S LUNCH TIME AND YOU JUST TEXTED ME WHICH MEANS EITHER A) YOU SAID “WHERE’S MEGAN?” OR B) SOMEONE ELSE DID.
I’m excited.
I’ve let you so far in, in the last few days. More than I’ve let anyone in a very long time. It scares the life out of me, but something in my gut tells me everything’ll be okay. Please don’t make me regret this.
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